Thursday, June 28, 2007

Open Letter to My Brothas and Sistas

Damn it, y'all really need to quit this shit.

A disturbing development is taking place right now: black celebrities who get caught "ackin'" are playing the race card. It's not that Vivica was drunk--no! Someone told you Isaiah Washington is well-known for being an asshole who likes to start fights? Fuck what you heard, man. It's because Isaiah's black. A black celebrity can't get a break! Every time we try to rise as a people, the White Man comes along and swats us down. It's a conspiracy! A C-O-N...spiracy!

Shut the fuck up.

You have done this to yourself. You are the reason black actors really can't get a break, unless their first names are Halle, Denzel or Morgan. You perpetuate the entitled housenigger stereotype. You, muthafucka. YOU. And it's not because you're black. It's not because you're a black woman in a white-man's industry, or a black man whose very voice strikes fear in the hearts of your pigmentally challenged colleagues. It's because you're a prick. It's because you like to get wasted and then get your stupid ass behind the wheel of a car.YOU did this. IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT.

Whew...I needed to get that off my chest. I feel better now.

More later.