Liveblogging the BET Awards

First: What the hell is Jeremy Piven doing there?

Jamie Foxx showed his ass with that dance. But he's right--"we" celebrate when one of us leaves this earth. It wouldn't be real without some celebration.

That's why NeYo always wears a hat: his dome is colossal. Damn.

My husband, whose mother didn't know BET existed until today, asked if the BET Awards just recognized all things black. Then, he asked if they're going to have a Best President award. Heh.

HELL yeah, Travis Barker!! Not only has he healed faster than Wolverine, he's tearin' shit up.

I really need Soulja Boy to go away. But it is kinda cool that Academy Award nominee Taraji P. Henson knows all the words to his song. Why we always gotta be hood, though?

Ave Maria, though? Beyonce....no. Arms of an Angel, though? In a bridal tutu? I don't...it doesn't...I can't.

BET Movie of the Week: Shenaynay!!! WANDA!! That was wrong as hell.

Um...Blame it on the Savior...? Mary Mary did a Jamie Foxx remix and that upsets me.

So...how's Jamie gonna play the piano with those gloves on?

Keith Sweat is gettin' it, though. Wow. And GUY!!! Aaron Hall is looking and sounding a little too much like Eddie Kane, though. SHUT UP!! BBD!! OMG, I'm 10 years old again!!

Ray Jay + Real Housewives of Atlanta = Hot Ass Mess.

Jeremy Piven presenting at the BET Awards is like Hurricane Chris presenting at the Tonys.

I have to give up; thank God for DVR, because I need to go to bed and I'm through with this coonery.